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Hullo! Sarah here ^_^ I am a 19 year old fangirl/nerdfighter who lives in the United States.
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boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 348,070 notes

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 654,965 notes

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 283,158 notes
lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 18,699 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 174,001 notes

miladyswan:

I am so annoyed. A patron came in and was talking about the new library with my boss. He jokingly said he was expecting more audiobooks at the new place, and then added “But no more female authors”. That caught my attention. He then said he was tired of seeing so many by female authors, using…

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 27 notes

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 542,606 notes

"Shake it Off" + full body shots of Taylor

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 337 notes
fratboysegs:


my favorite tweet at the moment

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 45,112 notes

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

1 day ago on August 21st | J | 95,457 notes